After Ratatouille was released in theaters, it became law in 38 states that all traps must have tiny propane grills and spice racks placed next to them so as to distract/spare any rats with any cooking aptitude. It’s referred to as “Remy’s Law” in most places and was the direct outcome of an organized, nationwide letter writing campaign.
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Got involved in a domestic dispute shooting today on accident and I was more mad than anything but I checked out of work just in case of PTSD and took a bus ride across town and when I turned the phone back on had a pile of texts from dad and mom like “this is why you’re bad, this is why your family is abandoning you” and that helped me immeasurably
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https://www.jasonscheirer.com/weblog/dunder-all-is-a-sacred-space-and-everyone-is-profaning-it/
I HAVE OPINIONS, yells local man into void, AND YOU'D BETTER HEAR THEM
M:tG shitposting
Hell yes I play Magic. I’ve got cards banned from tournament play. I’ve got cards that were never allowed for tournament play. I’ve got cards that are considered forbidden knowledge and banned from our very plane of existence.
I’m going to play a 4 card infinite life loop and bump you up to 8000000 life. You’re gonna watch me do each step to creep it up one by one. Then I’m gonna hit you with an infinite damage loop for 8000021 damage.
You will see the mouth of madness.
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Did you know you can just type into this box and strangers have to read it? It's probably not a good idea to let me type into this make angry strangers box!
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I don't know if it's the fact that it's "blockchain" based, the prevalence of banned YouTubers, cryptocurrency bros, and NoFappers on it or their incompetently served email campaigns but I can't help but think Odysee is a giant clown car of weird libertarians who are (thankfully) left to their own devices far away from polite society.
Yes, smooth jazz musician Yanni lives in a castle full of tricks, traps and riddles, each one more fiendish than the last. Choose correctly and you shall share his fortune. Choose incorrectly and it could cost you your LIFE!
If you lived through the ska revival of the late 90s you gain a certain sense of perspective and aren't fazed by _any_ other revival.
Sousa Marching Band explosion on everyone's Spotify? Yes.
Jamming out to some square dancing? Ok!
Hybrid smooth jazz/rap? Bring it on, Yanni needs those dollars for his murder castle.
Yeah no we liked people jumping and playing the trombone and asking to pick things up off the ground; the garbage music you're "bringing back" is already sounding pretty good.
Where there was only one set of footprints
That's where I found this sick ass dirtbike and rode away, nerrrrrrrd
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